† MONUMENTS & melodies ♪

I liek hugs and molotov cockatils, kitties and gas masks. And weeeeeed, bruh. Honeybadgers don't have shit on my DGAF /swag. And I love it when you call me faggot.
TWs: Everything 4realz. Also maybe seizure warning? AND occasional pr0n/~*ArTfUlLnEsS.
Carry on at your own risk.

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

(via moustachemanaged)

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

(via crunchier)

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

(via torielovescats)

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